Content type: Poem / Poem Genre / Form: Couplet / Poem Theme: Scatological humour / bodily functions / Related People: Not attributed

1. A fart th' wholsome does not fail

First Line:: A fart th' wholsome does not fail
Last Line:: In harmless smoke its force expires
DMI number:: 37226

2. A pastry cook once moulded up a t-d

First Line:: A pastry cook once moulded up a t-d
Last Line:: Like weeds on dung hills stinking rank and sour
DMI number:: 21830

3. A man of wisdom may disguise

First Line:: A man of wisdom may disguise
Last Line:: Found out a cleanlier lover to lie by her
Author:: Richard Savage (Speculation)
DMI number:: 3031

4. An elderly lady whose bulky squat figure

First Line:: An elderly lady whose bulky squat figure
Last Line:: She came in with a hoop and went out with a hollow
DMI number:: 3027

5. As though 'tis controverted in the school

First Line:: As though 'tis controverted in the school
Last Line:: From this dissension that they work by neither
Author:: Charles Montagu (Absolute) & Matthew Prior (Absolute)
DMI number:: 40473

6. Between extremities on either side

First Line:: Between extremities on either side
Last Line:: That Sylvia's neck is not the whitest place
DMI number:: 8048

7. Beside the vulgar name they give

First Line:: Beside the vulgar name they give
Last Line:: His envied silver-ladle-tree
DMI number:: 7159

8. Corinna pride of Drury Lane

First Line:: Corinna pride of Drury Lane
Last Line:: Who sees will spew who smells be poisoned
Author:: Jonathan Swift (Absolute)
DMI number:: 18704

9. Faugh by my shoul dat ish a nasty vord

First Line:: Faugh by my shoul dat ish a nasty vord
Last Line:: Faugh thou'rt gone by my shoul dou stink too long to last
DMI number:: 18474

10. First Jove strains hard to give Ambrosia vent

First Line:: First Jove strains hard to give Ambrosia vent
Last Line:: Must a strong stomach have or else no nose
DMI number:: 18191

11. Five hours and who can do it less in

First Line:: Five hours and who can do it less in
Last Line:: Such gaudy tulips raised from dung
Author:: Jonathan Swift (Absolute)
DMI number:: 3360

12. Furius whose dwelling's not possessed

First Line:: Furius whose dwelling's not possessed
Last Line:: For thou art but too happy in thy fate
DMI number:: 8545

13. How liberty of conscience that's a change

First Line:: How liberty of conscience that's a change
Last Line:: Jure Divino whip and spur again
DMI number:: 4447

14. In the isle of Great Britain long since famous known

First Line:: In the isle of Great Britain long since famous known
Last Line:: Ere she can raise the member she enjoys
Author:: John Wilmot (Absolute)
DMI number:: 2176

15. In Berkshire's county lived of late

First Line:: In Berkshire's county lived of late
Last Line:: And gave it in her nether eye
DMI number:: 18709

16. Is there a man so rich an heir

First Line:: Is there a man so rich an heir
Last Line:: And found a swinging t--d in bed
DMI number:: 12828

17. Just after you've dined take a dish that is large

First Line:: Just after you've dined take a dish that is large
Last Line:: Dilute to your taste with a little cat's piss
DMI number:: 20001

18. It happened on a winter night

First Line:: It happened on a winter night
Last Line:: For Joan the game has foully won
DMI number:: 24596

19. Long time I laboured tis well known to all

First Line:: Long time I laboured tis well known to all
Last Line:: And in a groan spent my departing breath
DMI number:: 23977

20. Long was the muse of every theme bereft

First Line:: Long was the muse of every theme bereft
Last Line:: In softer terms I'll say they ease their nature
DMI number:: 11294

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1. A fart th' wholsome does not fail

2. A pastry cook once moulded up a t-d

3. A man of wisdom may disguise

4. An elderly lady whose bulky squat figure

5. As though 'tis controverted in the school

6. Between extremities on either side

7. Beside the vulgar name they give

8. Corinna pride of Drury Lane

9. Faugh by my shoul dat ish a nasty vord

10. First Jove strains hard to give Ambrosia vent

11. Five hours and who can do it less in

12. Furius whose dwelling's not possessed

13. How liberty of conscience that's a change

14. In the isle of Great Britain long since famous known

15. In Berkshire's county lived of late

16. Is there a man so rich an heir

17. Just after you've dined take a dish that is large

18. It happened on a winter night

19. Long time I laboured tis well known to all

20. Long was the muse of every theme bereft